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Posted in unscriptured, by Toby T, Friday, May 1st, 2009 at 12:01 am.

Last weekend I went to the The Annual Grilled Cheese invitational. This is an event where people compete to produce the best grilled cheese sandwich. It’s rather like a chili cook-off with a high dose of silliness thrown in. Actually it occurs to me you could do a good event that combined the two things…

Think about it. Chili is often served with cheese on top and bread either on the side, or, in the case of a chili-size, underneath. So here’s what you do. You set up a big area. On the right side of this area you have a chili cook-off. On the left side you have a grilled cheese invitational. People file in on the right and get a bowl of chili. Then they saunter over to the left and pick up a grilled cheese sandwich. Cut the sandwich up into bite size pieces and smush them into the bowl of chili. Instant white-trash culinary haiku.

Anyway, it seems like a good idea to me, but when I told it to God, he told me I wasn’t allowed to look at any internet mashups for a month.

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