Free Samples

I went grocery shopping the other day and they had some people there giving away free samples of some of the foods they were selling. It’s a pretty common thing these days, but it got me to thinking. When God stopped by for our chat today I asked him if he’d ever consider such a thing, give us a little taste of Heaven so we’d know it was worth working to get in.

He said the idea had occurred to him.

He said it in a kind of way that made me realize that he had not only thought of it but that he must have done something more. So I pressed him on it. I said, you’ve already done it haven’t you. He grinned. Well, come on, I said, what is it?

He just asked me if I really thought sex had always led to an orgasm.

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